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What do snowmen eat
for breakfast?
What do you call
people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why does Santa have
3 gardens?
Why was Santa's little
helper depressed?
What do you call
a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
How do sheep in Mexico
say Merry Christmas?
What do you get when
you cross a snowman with a vampire?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'? Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..." There once was a
czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his
house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something
happening. He says to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining." She, being the
obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think it's snowing."
But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife,"Let's step outside and
we'll find out." Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in
fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining.
Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
Aussie
12 days of Christmas v1
Santa without
his suit
Christmas
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