A nurse was taking care of a oldier in the Army Hospital.

"How I wish I could kiss the American flag before I die," the soldier said.

The nurse was extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism and said, "I have a tattoo of the American flag on my bottom.  You may kiss it if you don't mind."

"Of course I wouldn't mind.  Thank you for fulfilling my last wish." the soldier said.

The nurse took off her panties and the dying soldier kissed the flag.

"Thank you, nurse." he said "Now would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?"