My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when of its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I have a full time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave
As every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

As my old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes

Glad I am a woman
It's great to be a guy
Internet vs Penis
Eight inch tool
*BJ* Etiquette
Staying a'breast' of things
From the mensroom
Why men can't win
Male appreciation
Viagra! The wonder drug:-)
Facts about men!!!
Letters to Abby
Good burglar alarm