I'm just getting on for a minute!!!

I'm Just Gettin' On For A Minute!!

I got up this morning, but haven't yet dressed. My dishes aren't done and my house is a mess. Have not done my work, have not fed the cat Just on for a second and popped in to "chat"

I used to watch TV...I used to cook Mex I think, I remember...yeah, I used to have Sex!! I used to walk upright, now roll on my chair Though it causes the neighbourhood children to stare.

I wanted to travel around on the net.... Been too busy chatting to get on there yet. I wanted to spreadsheet, word process or paint But gettin' on with them is just what I ain't!

So much to learn and I wanted to, but I'm too busy chatting and splittin' a gut. Talkin' and listen'...is it such sin? Oh gawd, what a fix I have got myself in!

Then up pops a name on my neat buddy list Think I'll go out and give his tail a twist! And in comes an IM from some wierdo guy... I cuss 'im, insult 'im, and tell him "bye bye"

Is there a 12 step, support group, or such? For those of us folks who chat on too much? If there was a group, I would like it just fine Except that it prob'ly be here online!

Are there therapists here? I think that I saw some.... It's got me, It's got me, It's power is awesome It's my new computer, I've had it one week Now I look in the mirror and see a "Geek"

or maybe a Geekess, but I see the signs Please help me, Please help me get offline!! Or better, please email a burger and fries, 'Cause I'm staying ONLINE!!!!..at least till I die!!

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