Grant me the serenity to accept

the things I cannot change

The courage to change

the things I cannot accept,

and the wisdom to hide

the bodies of those

people I had to kill today

because they pissed me off.

Also, help me to be careful

of the toes I step on today,

as they may be connected

to the arse that I may

have to kiss tomorrow.

Glad I am a woman
It's great to be a guy
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Eight inch tool
*BJ* Etiquette
Staying a'breast' of things
From the mensroom
Why men can't win
Male appreciation
Viagra! The wonder drug:-)
Facts about men!!!
Good burglar alarm