Restroom Graffiti

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.  --Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.  --Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.  --Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.  --Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"  --Rest stop off Route 81.  West Virginia.

God made pot.  Man made beer.  Whom do you trust?  -- The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
--The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.  --Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill.  Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.  --Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
--Written in the dust on the back of a bus.  Wickenburg, Arizona.

Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married!
-- Women's restroom, The Filling Station.  Bozeman, Montana.

God is dead.  -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead.  -God
--The Tombs Restaurant.  Washington, D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--Revolution Books.  New York, New York.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:  If it has tires (tyres) or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.  --Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort.  Dallas, Texas.