Things that sound Dirty at Christmas

Things that sound dirty at Christmas

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

"Just lay back and take it easy. I'll do the rest."

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

"Use a nice, smooth stroke when you whip it."

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know when it's ready when it pops up."

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst."

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once."

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"