1.   Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n.
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have  fulfilled in a relationship.
male  : Food, sex and beer (reverse order !).

2.   Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male  : Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

3.   Butt (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male  : The organ of mooning.

4.   Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male  : Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

5.   Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male   : Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

6.   Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by product of digestion.
male  : An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

7.   Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n.
female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
male  : What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over  the office one flight up.

8.   Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n.
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male  : A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.

9.   Making love (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: What men have to call "bonking" to get women to bonk.

10.  Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male  : A device for scanning through all 5 channels every 2 minutes.

11.  Taste (tayst) v.
female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
male  : Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

12.  Thingie (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male  : The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

13.  Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male  : Playing cricket without a box.