How To Tell If You Have PMS
(Pre-menstrual Syndrome)
 

Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.

The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
Your partner is suddenly agreeing to everything you say

You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper - sticker that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-***-***"

Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice

You're convinced there's a God and he's male

You're counting down the days until menopause

You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy

The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you only bought it yesterday
 

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